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sarcastic asshole. senior (citizen).

April 16, 2014 at 3:46am
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Reblogged from sherlocksmyth

sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

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3:46am
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3:43am
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miafrederique:

Breakfast

miafrederique:

Breakfast

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3:15am
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April 15, 2014 at 5:47pm
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tiredestprincess:

the bill collector that calls my house everyday called about an hour ago and i usually just hang up on them but this time i was like “please don’t do this….” and then i just breathed into the receiver for a few seconds. it was one of my best performances honestly

11:00am
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Reblogged from wnderlst

I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. If we don’t vibrate on the same frequency there’s just no reason for us to waste our time. I’d rather have no one and wait for substance than to not feel someone and fake the funk.

— (via unlively)

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10:59am
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10:58am
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10:57am
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Reblogged from sniffing

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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10:54am
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